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Here Comes the Sun

I was up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me!

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Space Talk

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut? I need some space.

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Celestial Trouble

Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star!

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Hungry Alien

What do you call a hungry alien? E.T. (Eat T)!

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Hungry Astronaut

When does an astronaut eat? At launch time!

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Baby Star

What do you call a baby star? A sun!

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Earth without Art

What’s Earth without art? Eh!

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Moon Pants

What does the moon hold its pants up with? An Asteroid belt!

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No College for the Sun

Why didn’t the Sun go to university? Because, he already had 1 million degrees!

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Solar System Parents

What do parents in the solar system say to there kids? Rise and shine, sun!

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Lovely Planet

What planet do we know is loved? Saturn, because someone a ring on it!

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Spaceman

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car in it, man!

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Astronaut Wear

What does an astronaut wear to the moon? An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)

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Restaurant on the Moon

Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon? It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!

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Solar System Speak

What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime.

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Value of the Moon

How much is the moon worth? One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!

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Here Forever and a Day

What is one month old, but has been here forever? The moon, because every month there is a NEW moon!

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Space Travels with Mickey Mouse

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? He went to visit Pluto!

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Dolphin’s Favorite

Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper!

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Astronaut Lunch Break

When did the astronauts eat their lunch? At launch time! (Lunch time!)

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